It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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