We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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