Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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