discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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