yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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