try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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