im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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