so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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