I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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