I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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