FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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