You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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