Porn is love you can see.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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