I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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