so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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