Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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