never play flip cup with pint glasses
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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