Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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