i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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