It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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