everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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