We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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