I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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