And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
