why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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