Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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