I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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