i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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