so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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