I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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