It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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