I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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