I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
