id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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