This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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