Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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