Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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