Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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