did you get engaged???
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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