i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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