Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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