I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i now understand why vodka
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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