new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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