Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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