I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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