I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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