My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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