I just cut my nipple shaving
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I currently don't understand fingers.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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