I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Do plants get herpes?
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