Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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