Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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