ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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