I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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